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A shout out to my hatersss (; stalk my shit, find somethin bitchhhh (:
Anonymous asked: I wish I could tell you.
welllll whyyy nottttt?
Anonymous asked: I miss ya..
i would probably miss you tooo if i knew who this wassss haha
| me: | I have to be somewhere in 10 minutes. |
| parents: | okay, let me just get dressed..AND CALL THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD, CLEAN THE WHOLE HOUSE, WRITE A BOOK, MAKE A 3 COURSE MEAL, DIG A HOLE TO CHINA, FIND A CURE FOR CANCER. |
| parents: | I have to be somewhere in 10 minutes. |
| me: | *putting shoes on* |
| parents: | GOD DAMN WHY DO YOU TAKE SO LONG TO DO EVERYTHING.WHEN WILL YOU REALIZE THAT THE WORLD DOESN'T REVOLVE AROUND YOU. YOU ARE SO SELFISH. |
i wish i had kim kardashian’s talent of not having any talent and making money out of it
lol
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