A shout out to my hatersss (; stalk my shit, find somethin bitchhhh (:
Anonymous asked: I wish I could tell you.
welllll whyyy nottttt?
Anonymous asked: I miss ya..
i would probably miss you tooo if i knew who this wassss haha
reality check lol
|me:||I have to be somewhere in 10 minutes.|
|parents:||okay, let me just get dressed..AND CALL THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD, CLEAN THE WHOLE HOUSE, WRITE A BOOK, MAKE A 3 COURSE MEAL, DIG A HOLE TO CHINA, FIND A CURE FOR CANCER.|
|parents:||I have to be somewhere in 10 minutes.|
|me:||*putting shoes on*|
|parents:||GOD DAMN WHY DO YOU TAKE SO LONG TO DO EVERYTHING.WHEN WILL YOU REALIZE THAT THE WORLD DOESN'T REVOLVE AROUND YOU. YOU ARE SO SELFISH.|
soo can someone explain to me how the fuck to do this lol
i wish i had kim kardashian’s talent of not having any talent and making money out of it